Just finished spray tanning a client and as she was turning for me to check her tan.
Client: ‘So do you spray tan yourself?’
Me: (Standing there a bit confused by the questions so I answered politely) ‘I don’t spray tan’
Client: (shaking her head) ‘Oh, my of course not, I’m just trying to make small talk, since I’m standing here mostly naked.’
Me: ‘It’s ok, that’s not even the strangest question, I’ve been asked.’